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Greetings, fellow denizens of the internet, and welcome to the most controversial corner of the web where we celebrate all things Nicholas J. Fuentes and his merry band of Groypers! If you’ve stumbled upon this site, you’re either a curious soul, a dedicated follower, or perhaps someone who’s taken a wrong turn on the information superhighway. Here, we dive deep into the world of America First, where political incorrectness isn’t just a phrase, it’s a lifestyle. Buckle up, because you’re about to embark on a journey through a collection of links that might make your eyebrows perform gymnastics. Remember, you’ve been warned: this isn’t your grandma’s knitting blog!
We are in your walls.
We’re here to help, so don’t mess with us
Renovation and restoration
“Listen up, folks! We’re here to make your life easier, not to play dodgeball with your daily routines. Think of us as the ultimate wingmen in the grand scheme of things. If you see us coming with our helpful capes on, step aside or join in – but for the love of all that’s efficient, don’t throw a wrench in our plans.
Continuous Support
We’re like the superheroes of assistance, minus the capes (unless it’s Wednesday, then we wear capes). Our mission? To streamline, optimize, and maybe even make you chuckle along the way. But here’s the deal: if you try to thwart our noble efforts, you’re just creating more work for everyone, including yourself.
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So, let’s all play nice in the sandbox. If you see us, wave, maybe offer a cookie, but definitely don’t stand in our way. Together, we can make this place run smoother than a well-oiled machine – or at least, as smooth as it can get with humans involved. Remember, we’re all in this together, and the less you resist, the more we can assist. Cheers to minimal disruptions and maximum cooperation!
Consulting
Listen up, tadpoles! We’re here to make sure this pond runs smoothly, like a well-oiled lily pad. If you’ve got issues, we’re your lily pad lifeguards. But here’s the deal – if you want things to go as smoothly as a frog’s leap, don’t try to out-hop us. We’re like the school’s official frog marshals, keeping the peace, ensuring everyone gets their fly-on-the-wall moment without the wall falling down.
Project Management
So, if you see us coming with our clipboards and our “I’m here to help” smiles, remember, we’re not just here for the flies. We’re here to make sure your high school pond doesn’t turn into a muddle of mud. Let’s keep this place croaking with joy, not chaos. Got it? Ribbit!
Architectural Solutions
If you’re not careful, you might end up in a situation where you’re not just disrupting us, but also yourself. Remember, not all lily pads are created equal; some might just sink under your weight.
What’s up with these old guys?
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Joseph R. Biden
- currently 81 years old. If he were a wine, he’d be a vintage, but in politics, he’s more like a fine cheese – aged to perfection or perhaps a bit too ripe, depending on who you ask.
- A mere 3.5 years older. In human terms, that’s not much. If they were in a band, they’d be the classic rock duo where one’s the lead singer, and the other’s the slightly less cool but still legendary guitarist.
- Falls down.
Donald J. Trump
- 78. Just a tad younger, but in political terms, that’s like saying one dinosaur is slightly less extinct than the other.
- He only thinks he remembers when the internet was just a rumor.
- Has decades of experience, too.
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